Funny bumper sticker
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Funny bumper sticker
I hope i dont offend anyone with this, but i thought it was realatively funny. i was on my way to class yesterday and saw a sticker on the eclipse in front of me that said:<BR>"hondas are like tampons, every P***y has one" I thougth it was a tad crude but at the same time, it was a good laugh first thing in the morning.
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i saw one on a pontiac fierro saying "when i grow up i wanna be a ferrari" [img]shrug.gif"%20border="0[/img]
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my fav of all time...<P>"KEEP HONKING, IM RELOADING"
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Re: Funny bumper sticker
one that i saw back in the day that has stuck with me: "welcome to my beach, now go back home"
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ryan Dunagan:<BR><STRONG>I hope i dont offend anyone with this, but i thought it was realatively funny. i was on my way to class yesterday and saw a sticker on the eclipse in front of me that said:<BR>"hondas are like tampons, every P***y has one" I thougth it was a tad crude but at the same time, it was a good laugh first thing in the morning.</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yea I saw that quote on another message board, it was quite funny, I think I even used that as my Signature for a little on a different board.
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Re: Funny bumper sticker
Or "Dont laugh, your daughter could be in this car"
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On my old car when i enlisted:<BR>"Join the army, travel to foreign lands, meet exotic people, and kill them." My Sgt. Didnt think it was "appropriate for a soldier to make jokes about the army." 

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I saw one that said:<P>"if you don't like the way I ride your a--,,go get some vaseline"<P>
i liked that...LOL<P>Heather

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EEK!? 

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oh yeah, this one almost got me killed:<BR>"This delinquent is Screwing your honor student." yeah, her dad wanted to check out my car and happened to see that on the back window of my subaru. Took some explaining to get out of that one. 

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I saw a sticker on a orange caviler at the Nopi Nationals that said "Warning no fat bitches allowed, car will scrape!"
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I thought about having one made that says "My other car will beat your Honda too."
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on the back of a civic i saw : "if you can read this I won." *sigh* 

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