Cremation? I like to think outside the box.
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
I was always taught respect your elders. Now I have no one to respect.
I asked my wife if I should wear boxers or briefs. She said, Depends?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Sometimes I let her sleep.
I buy Campbell's new 'large type' vegetable soup.
When I go to a restaurant they ask me for money up front.
I was a server at the Last Supper.
I was around to see the letters in the date change. (ya think about it d-uh)
Me and dirt, same age.
