dont say these things to a cop!!! :) and things to pond

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Are You Andy or Barney? <P>When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" <P><BR>Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! <P><BR>I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) <P>Aren't you the guy from the Village People? <P><BR>I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. <P>oh yeah and have you ever wondered where your lap goes when you stand up? you have a lap when your sitting down but when you stand up it disappears. just some questions i was wondering <P>Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little <BR>bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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