Canada Eh?

[Daninski]

Today's Featured Humor : -) - - You May Be From Canada If…


You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my
poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your
holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. (don't we all, lol )

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, John Candy, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed"
not "Zee".

Your local newspaper covers the national news on two pages, but requires six
pages for hockey.

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
roadwork.

You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan." (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian
friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse
them...further.

[wytbishop]

I absolutely LOVE being Canadian.

[Ryan]

- - You May Be From Canada If…

In order,
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes,Yes
Yes
Yes (whats a pike in highway?)
Yes
No, actually. Stays in mom's purse or my wallet. Oh and in the cars occasionally...
No
No
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes, 15 is warm, 25 is shirtless.
Yes
Yes
Yes, but they changed the song! I don't like the new one! CBC YOU CHEAP B@$%@RD$.
Yes
Yes.

We were swapping American stories just tonight.... convincing them "the border" is where the snow begins, that we have no trees, that wood ticks are three foot monsters, we ride dog sleds everywhere, our parliament buldings are actually just fancy igloos...
Americans asking to ship items overseas to Canada-over the Baltic. Asking if Canada is in Calgary. Arresting people for using Canadian quarters (its counterfeit!) Believing any of the abose stories, even if they live in something like, say North Dakota....

[Daninski]

[quote="Ryan"]- - You May Be From Canada If…
Yes (whats a pike in highway?)quote]

That would be a,,,,,,,,,Turnpike

I believe it was a previous CEO not Gerard J. Arpey and if not I don't give a rats as*.

[solo_ryder]

Awesome thread!

To bad that hockey night in Canada theme got bought out by TSN cause the CBC is stupid! That song would make my night! I got hella excited when I heard that song, time for the game!

Here is what all the Americans are missing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoQDonpjDd8

[fowljesse]

I don't get it

That is your point. I was hoping the video would help.
All I know of Canada is Bob and Doug McKinsie. and that you guys are funny.

EXCEPT the border people.


I was coming across, and the chick looked bored, so when she asked if i had any weapons, I said "Just these", and put up my "Judo" hands. Without even blinking, she sent me into a waiting area to be interrogated for 3 hours. They did my friends, too. It was a serious ordeal that I don't feel like writing about.
They were hosers.

[Daninski]

Maybe you just need to "Take Off eh". If it was the US boarder guards they'd probably cavity search the lot of Ya.

[solo_ryder]

The point is, since when I can remember that song was there everytime it was HNIC so its good memories

[taylor_matt]

haha deadly thread. Go canada

[Mad Cow]

What's sad is that, these days I have more canadian tire money than cash in my wallet.

And of course I laughed at almost all of those.

[solo_ryder]

[mx3boyze]

Isnt that song in the movie Love Guru?