..... so... my car was totalled, and they gave me $1,006 for it, and I had it towed to Cjthor's. I couldn't figure out why it was running so badly. Fast forward to now, or.. yesterday. I decided I'd use my fowljesse powers and fix it. It couldn't be 
that tough, right? Just pull the metal back into place..
 
I had a plan.
 I bought the winch puller (4,000 lb.), and an eye bolt, and used my cheap drill for bolt holes.
Here's what I started with:
I thought I'd start by pulling at the creases...
 
There's the nut on the end of the eye bolt. I used a lot of washers, too.
An MX-3 helps a brotha out.
Pulling the frame, and bumper bracket back into place..
For an upward angle, I backed down the driveway, and used the chains that I use for doing aerial acrobatics with fire. You can see one of the wicks, and burn marks on the chains.
I needed a more upward angle. Don't try this at home, kids! There was about 1,000 lbs of tension in it (maybe more, because it was pulling the stock MX-3 up, and backward).
 Sometimes, I needed to pry, so I used a sway bar for my travel trailer.
 Other times, it took finesse..
..and in the end, it all lined up! 
Mostly done, and my back was getting sore.
...and finished!! It worked! 
I'm buying another set of projectors, and am sure I'll have to do some more fine tuning then. Also, the hood is trashed, but I'm going to try to save the skin, and make it useable again. If I can't, I'm going to make an OEM CF hood with angry eyes.
 This took about 9 hours, and a lot of strength.
 The radiator was about 2 inches off center, and the driver's side was about 2 inches back. The entire corner was smashed against the tire. The part that the fender bolts to had a fold in it that was tough to straighten out. The moral of this story.. it's possible!